spammers = function() {
	return("slsales");
}
eat = function() {
	return ("straightlinehdd");
}
rottenEggs = function() {
	return(".com");
}
content = function() {
	//GET THE MESSAGE?
	return(spammers() + "@" + eat() + rottenEggs());
}
prefix = function() {
	return("<a href=\"mailto:");
}
postfix = function() {
	return("\">send email</a>");
}
insertMailLink = function() {
	document.getElementById("narf").innerHTML = prefix() + content() + postfix();
}